Matt Rempe is on the wrong side of hockey law

Matt Rempe made quite an impression last night in his umpteenth promotion from Hartford.

He was an out-of-control pinball machine, flipping the pinballs everywhere.

Only they weren’t flippers, they were Dallas Stars, who were either blown away, flopped or nearly decapitated by the tallest player in the NHL at 6-8, 240 pounds.

The Calgarian’s other successes include the fact that he took three penalties, earned a five-minute major penalty and earned a game-misconduct penalty.

“He made a big impression,” said coach Peter Laviolette, who had otherwise led Rempe poorly until this game.

Rempe’s elimination from the competition was due to his hit on Dallas’ best player Miro Heiskanen, who managed to stay alive despite being the target of a human piledriver.

Former NHL goaltender and current Stars TV analyst Darryl (Razor) Reaugh did not call for Rempe’s expulsion to Devil’s Island, but Razor was not kind to Mauler Matt’s idea of ​​bullying.

“That (hit) was as disgraceful and Nimrodish as one can get,” Razor argued in big and bigger words.

According to The Maven’s definition, “vile” means evil, evil, or criminal. Nimrodian means something along the lines of the legendary Nimrod – good aim.

I wonder what definition the NHL’s player safety department uses in this case.

Noted Hockey News columnist Ken Campbell believes Mauler Matt doesn’t even belong in the NHL. Kenny supports this.

However, the Rangers disagree. As long as his presence brings victories with him, Rempe should stay longer than a cup of Manhattan coffee.

Unless the NHL slaps him with an outright ban!