Strawberry Pop-Tart, which died last year, rose from the dead during this year’s Pop-Tarts Bowl

There is no greater sporting event in the world than the Pop-Tarts Bowl. We need to tell the Cotton Bowl to kick rocks and replace it as part of the College Football Playoff rotation with the love letter to college football and American culture, the Pop-Tarts Bowl. Participation in this game should be the highest honor in the sport.

We thought we saw Strawberry’s final moments last year when he settled into that giant toaster before being eaten by the Kansas State football team.

But unfortunately, he defeated the grave and returned to his rightful home. This football game has it all.

This is the greatest bowl game ever. All the defense contractors and lawn mower companies that spend a lot of money sponsoring these bowl games should do everything in their power to hire someone to play the Pop-Tarts Bowl because these people are actually getting a return on their investment while also getting one of the to create the best sporting events in the world. Today’s game is only half finished and has already featured a pastry allegory of Jesus Christ, other Pop-Tarts tearing off their own wrappers, and 56 points in the first half.

God bless college football.